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An evil laugh escaped from the tallies lips, as they spied on Elfy working diligently at her laptop. It was a hot day, and she was sitting outside, under the shade of a large oak. She whipped at her forehead, and stood up, setting the laptop safely on the grass. Elfy skipped over to a small roadside cart, selling ice cream. "One ice cream please." she asked. The tallies spied their chance and rushed over to her laptop, quickly inserting a disk encrypted with viruses. They loaded it quickly, and pulled it out, running away swiftly.

By the time Elfy returned with her chibi-sized ice cream, the viruses were already wreaking havoc on her poor laptop. She sat down, looking at the screen with a puzzled face as nothing worked, where as less than a minute ago, it was running smooth as silk. She tried hitting a few keys, and ran some scans, but the tallies techies had this virus next to perfected. She sighed, packed up her things, and left back to Chibi Headquarters. There, the Chibis looked at her laptop in confused awe. "This is a tough one. We'll need everyone's help!" one of the soldiers said. Quickly, everyone was off. The Chibi ninjas swiftly captured an evil tallie techy and brought him into the headquarters. There, the Chibi vampires took some of his blood, weakening him, and he was tied to a chair in a small, dark room.

"Okay." Elfy said in a commanding voice, walking up to him. "How do I fix this?" He laughed. "I'll never tell you!! Muwahahahaaaaa!!!" He shut up and paled when the Chibi Major, flanked by the Chibi General, dangled a large explosive in front of his face. "Not so tough now, are we?" Elfy laughed. "I'll still never talk!" he stubbornly insisted. "Here, then. Have some candy." The Chibi candy suppliers and Chefs offered. 94 pieces of candy later, he didn't look so great. "Still feeling high and mighty?" Elfy asked, as the weapon suppliers poked at him with sporks. One of the soldiers hears a crackling on his walkie talkie. "Hurry." she whispered to Elfy. "The lookout just reported there's tallies coming to rescue him. Our spies are on them, and they'll intervene if necessary."

There was a canon blast from far off. "It looks like they're closer than we think. Looks like the pirates are keeping them at bay." He added. "Come on, tell us. We'll get you to crack sooner or later, so make this easier on yourself." Elfy demanded. He shook his head defiantly. The snipers and assassins surrounded him, dart guns aimed. The tallie gulped. "You wouldn't shoot me." he said. Elfy smirked. "Are you so sure about that?" she asked, as the chibi robot bleeped in the background.

The soldier tapped her shoulder, this time looking more urgent. "Our Chibi's are doing their best, but the tallies are closing in. The Lurkers are trying to get us some back up, and the Mage is holding them off as best as possible." he said, worriedly petting the Chibi doggies and kitties. "If they get closer, we still have the guard dog and cat to hold the fort, but....wait, just in! They're slowing down! The Chibi Space Woman messed with their satellites, so they're having communication issues." he said with relief. "Our soldiers are resting up in one of the hide-out forts, so they should be able to fight again soon." she reported.

Elfy laughed. "Perfect, we have some more time. So come on, tallie!! TALK!!" she said. "Hey, not so loud." he said. "Oh, you think that's loud?" she laughed, as the Chibi of the Opera walked in. The Chibi's all donned ear plugs, as the Chibi of the Opera let out an impossibly high note, shattering the tallies glasses. "Gonna talk yet?" Elfy asked. He shook his head, stubbornly. "Elfy, they have their communications back up. But the Trickers just got them to walk into a pit fall. And the remaining ones tripped over shelves. Good work, Shelf Lower-ers." she said into the walkie talkie. The chibi geek, meanwhile assisted by the encouraging combined efforts of the Guardian Angel, Chibi Aunt, Chibi supporters, Mommy, Daddy, Guidance Counselor, and Cheerleaders, was trying desperately to fix the virus.

Just then, the Chibi Geisha and Bishi walked up, batting eyelashes. "Come on....tell us how to fix Elfy's laptop. Please?" they asked, making flirty faces. The tallie almost cracked, but shook his head. "Come on! I'll make you a great outfit!" the Costume designer offered. "How about a free kitten?" a Petshop owner offered. "Or a lovely plant?" the Plant Growers cut in.

Before any answers could be given, the Leaflet makers began attacking him, paper-cut style, with their leaflets. Darkie and Elfy sighed. "Come on, just tell me how to fix my laptop! We can keep this up all day!" she cried. In the background, the Chibi entertainers and musicians were helping raise the spirits of the disheartened chibi's who's attempts had failed. The soldier tapped Elfy's arm. "Ma'am. The soldiers are back in the game. Some are hurt, though, but the Doctor and Nurses are on it." she reported. "Also, the vet is helping the guard dog, and cat." Elfy shook her head. "They're closer than I though. We need to resort to drastic measures."

The law writers and lawyers came in, grinning evilly. The opened up a large book of chibi law, and began reading it to the tallie in a dull, monotonous voice. The writer sighed, and walked over to get some candy, as she had been recording every event taking place. "The tallies are falling back. Our event organizer wrote up a new plan, and the soldiers defeated them." The soldier reported happily to Elfy. "Thank God!! Now we just need to get this guy to crack." she said, watching the chibi teacher lecture the tallie on quantum physics. Elfy walked over to the tallie. "Okay, are you ready to talk now?" she snapped. He looked up at her. "It's all...too much. Okay, okay, just put this in your laptop!!" he cried, handing her a disk. Shaking with excitement, Elfy slid the disk in. In a few seconds, her computer buzzed back to life, working fine. The group picture was unharmed. The tallie was freed, and that night, they had a huge chibi party, complete with cookies and candy.